Archaeologists near Rome have found 1,000 pound lead coffin that dates to somewhere between the 2nd and 4th Centuries A.D. It might contain a bishop or a gladiator. Or it might contain something far worse.
Lovecraft fanatics, start your engines!
Don’t Open It!
Oh, don’t be sissy. What’s the worst that could happen?
[Written three weeks later from a cave on an island somewhere off the coast of Alaska.]
Who would have guessed that those sorts of things were real? Or that they could multiply so quickly?
Oh, well. We should be safe here.
I warned you. But would you listen to me? Nooooo. “Don’t be a sissy,” you said. Well, who’s laughing now, Mr. Tough Guy? Other than those non-euclidian horrors, that is?
Since Y2K didn’t go as I had hoped and 2012 might be a bust, I say, open it! Open it!
Pandora’s lead coffin is not to be opened! Seriously, it’s lead. Even Superman can’t see what’s inside! Don’t open it!
I’d make a terribly boring PC, I’m afraid 🙂