Wherein your humble scribe presents the other Monsters! Monsters! party he drew cards for when he did the first post on that august game.
Coming from the same dungeon as The Maroon Marauders of Marksdale on the Marshes, this group of monsters put those weenies to shame. Lead by Baron von Bloodensteinberghoff (real name, Schmendrick Schlemiel), the shortest, fattest vampire in the world, this group – who refuse to go in for anything so pedestrian as a name for their band – features some truly awesome firepower. There’s Zeev Ohn, the glasses-wearing gorilla, the mummy of Pharaoh Pe-Nut Bhut-Ah, and Maurice the transvestite Half-Jack. This colorful bunch of monsters aim to skip right over the easy pickings that is Marksdale and head straight for Majestrum, the capital city of the Monarchy. Those city-slickers don’t know the fun they’re in for. If the Baron can figure out a way to get there without having to cross the roaring river Rel, that is.
Baron von Bloodensteinberghoff / Vampire / 5′ 3″ / 280
Strength 28 Intelligence 22 Luck 16 Combat Adds 20
Constitution 11 Dexterity 11 Charisma 9 Speed Normal
Weight Possible 2800 Weight Carried Minimal Experience Points 0
Weapons: Fists (2-1/2d)
Armor: none
Languages: Vampire, Common, Mummy, Shadowjack, Gorilla, and a whole bunch more
Zeev Ohn / Gorilla / 6′ 4″ / 270
Strength 45 Intelligence 4 Luck 16 Combat Adds 36
Constitution 30 Dexterity 8 Charisma º Speed Fast
Weight Possible 45,000 Weight Carried Minimal Experience Points 0
Weapons: Fists (3d), Steel Key Ring (2d)
Armor: none
Languages: Gorilla
Pe-Nut Bhut-Ah / Mummy / 5′ 11″ / 170
Strength 30 Intelligence 42 Luck 10 Combat Adds 12
Constitution 33 Dexterity 3 Charisma º Speed Slow
Weight Possible 3,000 Weight Carried Minimal Experience Points 0
Weapons: Ankh Axe (4d+3)
Armor: none
Languages: Mummy, Vampire, Shadowjack, Gorilla, and a whole bunch more
Maurice / Shadowjack / 5′ 1″ / 85
Strength 8 Intelligence 15 Luck 6 Combat Adds −4
Constitution 10 Dexterity 11 Charisma 15 Speed Normal
Weight Possible 800 Weight Carried Minimal Experience Points 0
Weapons: Sabre (2d)
Armor: Leather Armor (2)
Languages: Shadowjack, Common, Gorilla, Mummy
Magic: none yet
